SebastianGaspar

Disenador de moda. Artista ocasional.

Jesus Christ of Nazareth copies Madonna’s iconic crucifixion. No offense to any Jesus freaks, but Jesus is not very attractive or photogenic, I don’t see why you are so obsessed with him. In my opinion Jesus did a horrible job at being glamorous. I mean, look at Madonna’s—it’s built out of expensive glass made from Mariah Carey’s tears. Jesus needs to read more fashion magazines and get with the times, because being a slave and getting whipped is so 1858.

(Source: celebsthatcopymadonna, via teblue)

It’s not the end of the world, it’s just the start of me and you.

—Timebomb, Kylie Minogue

Incluso el Resort 2013 de Cavalli, con sus obvias y enormes diferencias, es mucho mejor que la desafortunada colección de Lagerfeld en Chanel.

Incluso el Resort 2013 de Cavalli, con sus obvias y enormes diferencias, es mucho mejor que la desafortunada colección de Lagerfeld en Chanel.

Monsters don’t need implants or a bitch in monster car
Monsters only need to love the monster that they are

What's wrong with our society.

  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

Voyage, voyage, eternellement…

“Un criado le abrió la puerta del gran salón; el viejo se detuvo por última vez frente a un espejo y se arregló la corbata de moño. Se alisó, con la palma de la mano, los escasos cabellos grises, rizados, que rodeaban la frente alta…”

“Un criado le abrió la puerta del gran salón; el viejo se detuvo por última vez frente a un espejo y se arregló la corbata de moño. Se alisó, con la palma de la mano, los escasos cabellos grises, rizados, que rodeaban la frente alta…”